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Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts

Sunday, 13 October 2013

Rishta wohi Bachi Nayee

Sir: who’s this girl?
Boy: my girlfriend
next day
Sir: now who’s this new girl?
Boy: Rishta wohi
Bachi Nayee!.

Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi

Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi
…FARAZ…
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Farq
Itna Hai K Karachi K Halaat Set Nahi Hote,
oR Mujh Se Bachi Set Nahi Hoti.
(“,)
>))>
_/_DEKH yaar.

Wednesday, 9 October 2013

Ek Dua Maangate

Ek Dua Maangate Hai Apne Bhagwaan Se,
Chahate Hai Aapki Khushiya Pure Imaan Se,
Sab Hasrat Puri Ho Aapki Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-O-Jaan Se.

best wishes messeges

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck

To accomplish great

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

When you are cared

When you are blessed hi is REHMAN
When you are cared he is WADOOD
When you are gifted he is KAREEM
When you are forgiven he is GHAFOOR
May ALLAH always be with you AMEN!
~ Best Wishes SMS Text Message

Her Sawaal

Her Sawaal Say Dut Ker Larhnaa,
Fek ne Main Kamee Mut Karnaa,
Mokaa Milaa Tou Pechey Bhee Daykhnaa,
Or Ik Baat Yaad Rakhnaaa,
Aagay Waalay Kaa Paper Apnaa Samajhnaaa

Thursday, 3 October 2013

High Level Insult

High Level Insult
Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:
Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
Boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
Orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy:
nahi,
Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.