1 Larki k parhne se sara ghar

Log kahte hain k 1 larki k parhne se
sara ghar taleem yafta ho jata hai.
Lekin us larki k college jane se
40 larke fail ho jate hain
.
uska kya?

Koi larki mangey mera Numbar

“Aakhon me noor hai”
“Chehre pe surour hai”
“Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena”
Q . k
Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai.

Boy Girl Ponk na

Boy:I Love You
Girl: Ponk na
Boy: I Will Die 4U
Girl: Ponk na
Boy: I Can’t Live with out U
Girl: Ponk na
Boy:I Will Send U EasyLoad
Girl:Really?
Boy:Ponk na

Apni Girl friend ko mein

apni  “Girl friend”ko “mein ”
kese “samjhaon
“Faraz”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“K “Mohabbat “miss “karne “se “Nhi “Kiss “KARNE’ “se  “Barhti “hy

Mobile Dekh Sakta Hon

Boy:
Me tumhara mobile dekh sakta hon?
Girl:
Han Q nai,
Just a mint
Inbox delete,
Sent item delete,
Call history delete
Ye lo dekhlo Tumhe tu mujh par trust hi nai hai.